When in Amsterdam do as the dammed!

August 1st 2006
Horrible weather, will not stop raining..go to Van Gogh museum, it was awesome! Did you know Van Gogh shot himself and died from the injuries! I never did! Fell asleep for a couple of hours.. Pub crawl tonight... there were about 100 people on it...met some people that like Super troopers and Napoleon...hahah meow.. Yeah the night was ok I was soooo tired and did some shots, the bars sucked, played bad music! I thought that I could get through Europe without the pussy cat dolls soo wrong of me to think that! Also will possibly shot people if I hear 'hips don't lie' or 'love generation' or thatusher song...ahhh but something weird....some crap song was o n I am like man I wish they would play the grease megamix (I may have said this really really loud but am sure i didn't) and next song...summer lovin had me a blast!! an d of course there was some livin on a pray and g 'n' roses .... I didn't take my camera out dammit but others have got some good shots!

August 2nd

Just get to centraal station at 11am for walking tour...Went to buy bottle of water and stupid tourist in front of me tried to pay with credit card but wasn't allowed sooo she had to get money out of the teller but she piss farted around checking the balance then finally redrawing some mulla...people make me mad...I gave her a death stare... Walking tour was good but it rained... Met up with people from previous night..went to coffeeshop.....went out somewhere saw a really shit band play...

August 3rd 2006

Did a bike tour, once again it rained! Hair has mind of it's own...see the pictures I really need to invest in a hat!!! Did get a funky pink bike to ride around on!! Our tour guy smoked pot the whole ride it was funny!! Finished off the bike tour with a boat cruise up the canel! Went to Anne Frank's House, not bad. Once again too many people in such a small place. Well actually the flat was alot larger than I expected but to share with 8 other people and not go outside would be something else. But was interesting to see where she wrote the diary and views that she would describe in her notes! Very sad actually.. Can't remember what I did last night... must have been good! I'll read diary later and add something else if interesting.. oh yeah went to club and crazy Danish guy dancing funny as was telling me he takes lessons. haha

August 4th

Got up early to go to Rijks museum, it's currently under construction so there isn't that much to see other than some Vermeer and Rembrandt (he was kinda good looking in his early years). The watchmen was presented as a 3D light show, very weird! Don't know why.... However on way to musuem this police dog starts to bark madly at me, i freak out that I somehow have cocaine strapped to my body and I am going to jail...but he just controls the dog and I hurry off.... Had another bike ride in the arvo, this one went out into the country side. Stopped at a cheese and clog factory. Watched weird Dutch guy (similar to goldmember) make clogs. Cheese was awesome too! Can't remember what I did last night either... Oh yeah had a flipping snorer in my room last night, have not had one my entire 6 weeks so far and last night....thankfully the English lad I had in my room told the guy to shut up! hehe Oh yeah I remember talking to this guy in my room and he sounds like Forest Gump (but without sounding like Tom Hanks) and I am like so you're from the Sth, and he is like eerr no Holland, I am like no way! He was like I learnt English from american TV!! Not sure what shows he was watching!!

August 5th

Gay pride weekend so the streets are awash with pink and silver! Watched the canal parade! Was ok but there was a height restriction so the float could not be to large! But did get to see a lot of buff gay guys!! Went out.... decided to pretend to be gay so I can pash hot gay guys.. Don't remember going to bed but remember having dreams that I was out and must get home to bed only to wake and realise that I am in bed. Kinda funny actually.

August 6th

Now did some washing and bought crappy postcards! On internet!! Oh yeah finally got some decent people in my room and we decide to buy rounds and go to the red light district we also watch the girls\boys do business for the night! Actually interesting seeing who is popular etc... Berlin tomorrow!! Yippee!! Have decided to stay in Prague for a couple of nights